Yeah, so that happened. The title of this post reads "fifth" mystery box, when it really ought to have read "sixth." You might recall that I had problems with my fourth box. Forbidden Geek, when I contacted them, quickly shipped a replacement box when I told them the original had been lost in the mail. The company sent out an email explaining how they'd had trouble keeping up with mystery box shipments during the holidays. And then my fifth box never arrived. Payment was processed for my sixth box, and the shipping information for the fifth box was immediately replaced for the sixth's. I decided enough was enough. The sixth box actually arrived exactly on-schedule, the same as the first three boxes had. But I didn't want to continue supporting an unprofessional company. It's one thing for shipping to be messed up once. It's another to know there's a problem and take no real steps to address it and just get back to the schedule later.
So I missed a box, and this final one, which actually proved all over again the value the service had for me, arrived. It also included a trade collecting material relevant to the forthcoming
Birds of Prey movie, and another Funko statue, plus these comics:
Animal Man #76
from October 1994
I had never read an
Animal Man from this initial Vertigo period that wasn't written by Grant Morrison. I understood that DC was keen to keep the series going without him, but I imagined that the results wouldn't really interest me. As a result, I don't think I'd read a Jamie Delano comic before this. Delano was one of the Vertigo originals, but he never had a signature comic like Morrison or Neil Gaiman, much less Peter Milligan (a lesser but still talented writer who continued working with the imprint for years after the original creators moved on). This issue doesn't even feature Animal Man himself, but rather is part of an arc that includes the Red, a concept that was later used in the New 52 in ways fans didn't think was relevant, and yet here it is. The New 52 was a job of reintegrating Vertigo characters back into the DC mainstream, and to do so it reclaimed familiar superhero tropes rather than focused squarely on horror elements (though the Red, and the Rot, were certainly intended even later to be considered horrific). Anyway, long story short, I think I won't be so reluctant to read a Jamie Delano comic in the future. We all have our biases for familiar creators, and can be shy about sampling unfamiliar ones. Sometimes that approach is sheer nonsense. You might discover a new favorite, or perhaps merely someone who is worth reading.
Batgirl #71
from February 2006
An incredibly simplistic story (
this writer was totally unknown to me, and I was happy to leave them that way) featuring Cassandra Cain under the cowl, with the mouth covering she's traditionally associated with literally snipped away, apparently from a period where the Dark Knightress was no longer intended to be so ominous. Great cover from Tim Sale, though.
Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight Annual #3
from 1993
"Bloodlines," yeah! This is one of those things I'll always be nostalgic about, not just because a few of the new superheroes created during it turned out to be fun to have around (for as long as they managed to; Sparx and Hitman probably had the longest runs out of them, and neither is around anymore, and haven't been for decades). Like the theme months in the New 52, I'll always be up to sampling the results all over again. This one actually features
two new characters, a hero and a villain, who end up cancelling each other out (both are depowered by the end), which isn't something I'd seen before. Bonus, of course, that it features Azbats!
Batman #4
from February 2012
There's Scott Snyder's initial "Court of Owls" arc again, which lately I've been cursed to revisit again and again, whether in a Forbidden Geek trade collection or the Batman Giants. Or this single issue. Which I actually kind of want to write my own version of. Y'know, so Snyder can never, ever see the results, and how much better they are. (Take
that!)
Hawkman #8
from March 1987
I admit that I didn't really read this one.
The Kingdom #2
from February 1999
Kingdom Come was a big epic tale that became one of my all-time favorite comics. Mark Waid decided to follow it up with
The Kingdom, which didn't really approach it (like
at all) in quality, but was really an excuse for Waid and/or DC to officially bring back the multiverse via the concept of "hypertime," which actually got a bigger bow in the pages of Karl Kesel's
Superboy (though, like Superboy in this era in general, is generally forgotten, despite a wealth of great material, and not all of it from Kesel and Tom Grummett). Much like Morrison's later
Multiversity, Waid sandwiched
The Kingdom with one-shots exploring individual characters/concepts, which in the end were more valuable. (Actually, the same is true of
Multiversity.) I actually think
Kingdom Come's legacy was tarnished by
The Kingdom. If there were only going to be two issues of the lead story, DC and/or Waid could really have stood to opt for at least more impressive art, even if Alex Ross wasn't available.
The Ray #7
from December 1994
It's Howard Porter on art! But not
quite the Porter art as later depicted in the pages of
JLA, meaning his style hadn't yet advanced to that familiar level. And while I was always interested in at least sampling this series, featuring one of the many teenage '90s superheroes (for reasons, in this particular character, I never really understood), this issue is hijacked by Black Canary, which is kind of hilarious, because it proves how engaging she is apparently right after a series
starring her was cancelled due to poor sales. Stupid readers!
Robin #4 (of 5)
from April 1991
The original solo mini-series, featuring Tim Drake taking on the dreaded King Snake (a villain Tim's stories repeatedly returned to in the '90s, but who otherwise quickly faded into obscurity) while trying desperately not to think about having sex with Lady Shiva (hey, he
was a '90s Teenage Superhero).
Stanley and His Monster #4
from May 1993
No, not Stan Lee and His Monster! Although after Lady Shiva, it's kind of funny that the best thing about
this comic is the sexy lady demon. The best thing about the art is the sexy lady demon, too. So there's that.
Starfire #2
from November 1976
Ha! So apparently "Starfire" existed
before the New Teen Titans! And no, not the orange-skinned alien who sometimes is too sexy for comic book fans (it's a distinctly modern problem '90s fans would've been completely baffled by, as that was literally a whole genre back then; Americans still have no idea how puritanical our culture remains, regardless of how we explain it), but...a sword & sorcery Starfire!
As explained in an editorial in the comic itself, DC was desperately trying to launch a sword & sorcery angle to its lineup at the time. Literally the only success from the many failure attempts in this initiative was Warlord, Travis Morgan, who still pops up from time to time.
And like the later Starfire, this Starfire is a sexy lady whose wardrobe does not attempt to cover large swathes of her body. Anyway, the comic was also fun to read, and it was just fun to discover that the name had been used before.
The Titans #16
from June 2000
Devin K. Grayson! I don't know, I think fans never forgave her for Dick Grayson's (no relation) rape. Maybe there were other reasons, but Devin left comics behind and never attempted (or never
succeeded at) a full-time comeback. Which is absurd, because she was a talented storyteller, and instantly grasped DC continuity and how to continue it. This team is literally the original Teen Titans, as adults, reunited, and this issue sees them rehashing interpersonal conflicts and deciding it's okay to have them and still maintain relationships (which makes it completely inconceivable in today's environment). Kind of bittersweet, in hindsight, too, with how it handles Roy Harper, who in current continuity is kind of dead with far less fanfare than what happens to Wally West within the pages of
Heroes in Crisis. And suddenly I want a Devin K. Grayson series starring Roy. At least they're finally reprinting her
Nightwing. Hopefully. Sometimes DC ends up cancelling these sorts of things.
So long, Forbidden Geek, and thanks for all the fish!
